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Cameron: You can’t do the transplant.

House: Only if he said no. But your urgent hovering means he said yes.

Cameron: His fingers have nodules. I think his doctors misdiagnosed him.

House: Or you sprinkled too much wishful thinking in your tea.

Cameron: Obese man with lung cancer — Two easy explanations for his heart failure. Nodules can mean something else. Something curable.

House: Go back to the ER. My thanks to you and your cold feet.

Cameron: What’s going on? I’m giving you a shot at a cool result. Better yet, a chance to prove other doctors idiotic.

House: Except you’re wrong.

Cameron: You figure that out by taking off your sunglasses to the strains of a Who song?

House: The guy who killed Kutner’s parents died of an aneurism two months ago.

Cameron: Kutner hid from everyone. You didn’t get a chance to save him. No one did. Run the tests. Find out if you have a chance to save Eddie.

Simple Explanation, S5


Oct. 16th, 2016 10:34 am
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House: Hey, you don’t still have the hots for me, do you?

Saviors, S5


May. 29th, 2016 07:10 am
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Cameron: 32-year-old male with chronic pain all over.

House: This is the favor? I was expecting something involving whipped cream and tongue depressors.

Cameron: He’s seen seven different specialists over three years. No diagnosis and no relief.

House: Oh, I am fascinated already. It’s like I’m treating myself. He gets cured, and I get to learn a valuable lesson about the milk of human kindness.

[The team is listening from the other room while they read the file.]

Cameron: If I thought you learned lessons, I never would've quit.

House: So you're wasting a favor because?

Cameron: I think you can help this guy.

House: [rattling his Vicodin vial] Drug-seeking patients —

Cameron: Don’t attempt suicide with medicine cabinets full of narcotics.

Painless, S5


May. 15th, 2016 10:39 am
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Cameron: The seizure could be the result of dehydration or something neurological. (She holds out the file again which House takes this time)

House: (looking at the file) Or the ecstasy you found in her system.

Cameron: According to Dr. Hadley, the patient took the drugs about five hours before the seizure, so…

House: (obviously curious) What does Thirteen know about it?

Cameron: Uh, apparently she was with the patient last night.

House: (looking at the file again) At 3:00 AM? (Cameron shrugs)

House: (lecherously) Oh, yeah! Penthouse forum meets medical mystery. Maybe there is a God.

Lucky Thirteen, S5


May. 8th, 2016 10:48 am
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Cameron: No, the jaw tells us why we can’t do an MRI. Unless we want his jawbone flying across the room.

House: Metal plate. He’s had major reconstruction and there’s no way we’re removing it, so we’re forced to be clever. Angiogram to rule out vascultis, EMG for peripheral neuropathy, tox screen to eliminate drugs, an echo to rule out cardiac emboli. [As they all leave] Dr. Cameron. I’d appreciate you keeping the terms of your new contract to yourself. Don’t want everyone clamoring for the same perks.

Love Hurts, S1


Mar. 13th, 2016 12:03 pm
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House: Have you spoken to Wilson?

Cameron: You want me to sleep with him to get him to stay?

House: I put the bisexual chick on that. If you'd like to sit in, so to speak...

Cameron: I spoke to him.

House: What'd you tell him?

Cameron: I didn't tell him anything. I listened.

House: So you could feel good about doing nothing. You gotta tell him —

Cameron: [She rummages through a drawer then heads back to the patient.] I am not your errand girl.

Dying Changes Everything, S5


Mar. 4th, 2016 08:37 am
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Cameron: Is this just one of your experiments? You just wanted to see how I'd react to being screwed over by Foreman?

House: [shuts the exam room door] Nice idea, but no. This was just good old-fashioned laziness. I gotta hand it to Foreman though, he knew that you were a suck up and I don't give a crap. He successfully exploited us both.

Cameron: Right. We're both victims. A simple heads up, that's all I needed. You know, between your incredibly witty remarks about anal sex and Cuddy's breasts, you could have tipped me off.

House: Then I'd have Foreman pissed at me. And as annoying as you can be, at least I know you're not going to pop a cap in my ass. Witty, huh?

Cameron: [sighs, starts to walk away]

House: You on the other hand, continue to be flabbergasted every time someone actually acts like a human being. Foreman did what he did because it worked out best that way for him. That's what everyone does.

Cameron: That is not the definition of being human. That's the definition of being an ass.

Sleeping Dogs Lie, S2


Feb. 29th, 2016 09:04 am
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Cameron: Nothing else happened.

House: We happened.

Cursed, S1


Feb. 20th, 2016 08:15 am
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House: Hey, you don’t still have the hots for me, do you?

Cameron: I care about the patient and I care about the people who work on your team. They’ve been through a lot lately. I just thought I —

House: Was Florence Nightingale. Yeah. You’re gonna nurse us back to spiritual and mental oneness. That would make sense if we were having this conversation a week ago.

Cameron: Think what you want — that I’m here to get a job, that I’m here to wrap you in swaddling clothes.

House: The problem is, I think neither. Because neither makes sense. The only thing that does… doesn’t.

Saviors, S5


Feb. 16th, 2016 08:14 am
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Cameron: He’s not making any urine. I think we just destroyed the kid’s kidney with the amphotericin. I think he’s dying.

[Mother walks out of the room during Cameron’s admission.]

Mother: Dying?

House: Geez, it’s the cops.

Mother: Muriendo? Mi hijo esta muriendo? (Dying? My son is dying?)

House: Guess she understands a little English.

Humpty Dumpty, S2


Feb. 14th, 2016 08:54 am
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House: Any improvements?

Cameron: No. As far as we can tell the only improvements the antibiotics are treating is the legionella. I think we need to consider alternate theories.

House: Like what?

Cameron: We do the biopsy.

House: Give the antibiotics more time.

Cameron: There is no more time; the pain was almost unbearable already!

House: So he’s almost in unbearable pain, he’s not almost dead, which means we have more time.

Euphoria, S2


Jan. 15th, 2016 09:24 am
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House: We think you have a tumour, easily removed surgically. We’re going to poke it with a stick.

Sebastian: And if there’s no tumour?

House: Nothing happens. Splenic artery, it’s a hard left off the celiac. [Chase goes for the artery.]

Sebastian: If there is a tumor?

House: What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? It pokes back.

Cameron: He’s stuck in the superior mesenteric.

House: I knew we should have stopped for directions. Men.

Chase: I’m there.

House: We’re going to inject calcium into your pancreas. The beta cells will release insulin. If there are too many beta cells because of a tumor, your blood sugar will drop precipitously.

Sebastian: How do we know it won’t go too low?

House: Fingers and toes crossed.[to Chase] Go ahead. [Chase injects the calcium. CGI shot of it entering the artery.]

Cameron: Glucose is holding steady at 75.

House: No leaves rustling. Blow harder.

Chase: I already gave him 1 amp.

House: Well, I guess now would be the time to give him more than 1 amp. [CGI of more calcium entering.]

Cameron: 50. It’s starting to drop. 45.

Sebastian: I think my arm’s shaking.

Foreman: I’m going to start him on a glucose drip. He’s going to seize

House: Not yet.

Foreman: He’s continuing to drop.

House: Not fast enough. [Monitor beeps.]

Cameron: He’s seizing.

Chase: We’ve got to reverse this.

Cameron: He’s at 40, 38, 35…[Monitor gets to 30, before -- ]

House: Push an amp of D-50, you want to kill the guy? [CGI of the meds entering the system.]

Cameron: We’re back to 40.

House: Congratulations, you have a tumor.

TB Or Not TB, S2


Jan. 4th, 2016 09:46 am
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Cameron: What did you say when you thought you were dying?

House: [Pregnant pause.] On the other hand, his dad tossed him out. So what's our guy want to apologize for?

Cameron: Everybody has regrets.

Hunting, S2


Jan. 1st, 2016 09:33 am
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Cameron: The leg looks fine. You totally pain free?

House: When did this turn into 'what did you do over your summer vacation'?

Foreman: It's a little weird to discuss the case while you're staring at your blood on the floor.

Cameron: I asked Cuddy to replace the carpet.

House: No, I like the carpet. What did you do over the summer?

Cameron: [Enthusiastically.] I--

House: Re-do the tests.

Meaning, S3


Dec. 21st, 2015 09:27 am
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House: What the hell are those?

Cameron: Candy canes.

House: Candy canes? Are you mocking me?

Cameron: No! It’s Christmas and, and I, I, I thought –

House: Relax. It’s a joke.

Damned If You Do, S1


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